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Fastbrainer: all things fast

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What is a Fastbrainer?

Someone who thinks, feels and does things fast.So all things FAST, and sometimes a bit TOO fast.

There is the Fastbrainer, the Fastbrainers (his family), and every now and then other Fastbrainers show up.

Merch? Already wearing it.The Fastbrainer printed the T-shirt before there was a shop. Of course he did.
Dinner in four minutes.Spoon in one hand, fork in the other, three pans going. The recipe? He'll read it afterwards.
In love. TOO fast.He met someone four seconds ago and is already picking names for the dog.
Deadline? Which one?Left: the desk on the day the deadline was set. Right: the night before it's due. Same Fastbrainer.
The whole family.The Fastbrainers out in the green: pink, purple, turquoise, bunny ears. Nobody walks. Everybody runs.
Out before it stops.He jumped out of the taxi before it stopped. Ticket to New York in hand, plan made on the way.
Not scared. Just fast.Horror night. He guessed the ending in the first minute and is now cheering for the monsters.
Campfire, Fastbrainer style.The family around the fire: one story, five versions, all told at the same time.
Reality check, on the run.Night in the city, screens flying all around him and a sign that says reality check. He reads it without slowing down.
Exploring. Everything. Now.Magnifying glass up, floating islands behind him, a pyramid on the side. Today's plan was a short walk.
Already on his way.Where to? He'll know when he gets there.
Laughing first.He got the joke before you finished telling it, and he's still laughing.
Other Fastbrainers show up.Two green friends drop by the ice-cream shop and order everything on the menu. At once.
Two phones. One brain.One phone for the ideas, one for the ideas about the ideas.
Talking. Fast.Speech bubbles everywhere. He has answered your question, and the next three you were about to ask.
A yellow Fastbrainer.Same family, same speed, sunnier colour. Laughs at the punchline before it lands.
Welcome to the Fastbrainers.Come in, keep your shoes on. We're leaving again in a second.
A room full of magic.Glowing gadgets, floating screens, a slide. He was only looking for his keys.
Ten books at once.A Fastbrainer with bunny ears and glasses, among glowing screens and stacks of books. Chapter one of all of them.
Built before breakfast.The Lego castle was meant to take the weekend. It's 8 a.m. and he's adding a second tower.
Wink. Gone.He winked at you on his way past. You'll see him again. Maybe.
Idea. Idea. Idea.Light bulbs everywhere, and he wants all of them. Sorting comes later. Much later.
Questions on the sofa.Above the city at night with a friend in heart sunglasses. He has questions. So many questions.
Yellow, and in a hurry.Another Fastbrainer from the family. Nobody knows where he's going, least of all him.
Ghosts? Too slow.Crossing a New York street with ghosts all around. They tried to catch him. They're still trying.
Reading the small print.For once he reads all of it. Question marks everywhere. He's going to sign anyway.
Ice cream to go.Running through the city with an ice cream. It melts slower than he walks.
Power nap.A turquoise Fastbrainer asleep on a pillow. Eight minutes. He'll call it a full night.
A brain in sneakers.That's the whole idea: a brain in red running shoes, always ready to go.
Sending love.A heart, a wave, and on to the next thing. He means it, every time.
A slow walk. Almost.Sun, clouds, green grass. He's trying to walk slowly. It's not going well.
A blue Fastbrainer.Same family, different shade, full speed.
Racing through neon.A bridge made of ones and zeros, a neon city behind him, flames under his shoes.
Just smiling.No plan, no hurry. For about three seconds.
Central Park, at a sprint.Other people jog in the park. He races the squirrels.
Too many questions at once.Why? How? What if? And why again? All in the same second.
Down the magic road.Backpack on, magnifying glass ready, and a road that glows under his feet.
Blowing a kiss.Peace sign, a heart and a kiss, all in one move.
Asleep on a cloud.An orange Fastbrainer, finally resting. Even his dreams are fast.
Hug first, ask later.He met the teddy bear a second ago. They're best friends now.
Sofa night with a friend.A yellow friend in sunglasses, the city lights outside, and a question mark over his head. And another one.
Flow state.Catching ideas with a butterfly net while the room falls apart around him. Best day ever.
Movie night.Popcorn in one hand, monsters on the screen. He's already rewriting the ending.
A turquoise Fastbrainer.Waving hello on the way past. Another one of the family, at full speed.
Yes!He's cheering. He's not sure what for yet, but he's sure it's great.
Morning run.The sun is barely up, and he has done his lap. Twice.
Level up.A colourful game world, and he's waving from level 12. He started five minutes ago.
Hi! Bye!Both at the same time. That's a Fastbrainer hello.
Nap time.Shoes still on, of course. You never know when you need to run.
Party. Now.Confetti everywhere. The party was planned for next week. He couldn't wait.
Selfie at full speed.Phone up, big grin, posted before he's done smiling.
Into the canyon.Magnifying glass out, red rocks all around. He has found something, and is already looking for the next thing.
Got an idea!Finger up, eyes wide. Listen fast, there's another one coming.
Dinner's ready!Something golden on the plate and a spoon raised in triumph. Don't ask what it is. It's delicious.
Off he goes.Blink and you miss him. Follow, so you don't.